ursus-vesper:

a concept: me, in my underwear and an oversized shirt, cooking breakfast for someone who loves me a lot.  the dogs are at my feet.  it is snowing, but we are warm.  donald trump has apologized for all the stupid stuff he’s said.

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realslutty:

I wanna meet someone that I can just chill in the car w at night and talk abt everything n listen to music w out them trying to get some goodies

(via hotboyproblems)

sj0:

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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oatbee:

dogs > boys

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pursuitofhapppinessss:

ten-and-donna:

dustbats:

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole

he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

Literally crying

this is my favorite post on this website

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mjalti:

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here

(via humorrelated)

gaysfinest:

I love being called baby, and falling asleep on the phone, getting random paragraphs, and getting blown up cause I didn’t text back fast enough

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beyoncescock:

zwamboobs:

iPhone needs a feature where an incoming call doesn’t take up the whole screen so you can do other things while you ignoring a phone call.

THIS

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